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==Words for life== | |||
Intro] | |||
Rap battle! | |||
Seong Gi-Hun! | |||
Versus | |||
MrBeast! | |||
Begin! | |||
[Verse 1: Cam Steady] | |||
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Beast | |||
We can scrap the 'S', 'cause I've never missed a beat | |||
You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast | |||
When I had a cut from Honey, that's another check that I'm gonna cash | |||
You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy! | |||
Only dub you have is horribly written | |||
You're accomplished 'cause you fought the opposition and became the best, but the consequences that you've got to live with is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt | |||
I applaud you, Gi-Hun | |||
In the diss game you won't get rich | |||
I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick | |||
Then check the gaming channel, millions of children watch it | |||
How'd you win all that Won, kid, but not custody of one kid? | |||
Did ya think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her? | |||
You're playing tug-o-war with your ex, but the rope is your daughter | |||
So stupid, Sang Woo showed you the light | |||
You didn't go to SNU, that's right | |||
If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal | |||
You wouldn't make it through the night | |||
When I feast, I don't need a suit and tie | |||
Wrapping with gold like the food I try | |||
Utter a word, then you will die | |||
Save those subs for PewDiePie | |||
[Verse 2: Mike Choe] | |||
So this is the next test they'll make us fight in our survival? | |||
But instead of a kiddie game, we'll be playing this manchild? (Hm?) | |||
Your career's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me | |||
Made your fortune from subscribers, now give them their fucking cookies! | |||
You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right | |||
'Til they get by each time | |||
Gave islands, sweet rides, let high trees thrive | |||
Set headlines being nice when you spread vibes | |||
Teens hype it and then buy MrBeast line | |||
So you make ten times what you leave guys | |||
Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight | |||
Of a keen child, like an anti-red light, green light | |||
Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any | |||
You're like "I spent at least ten-thousand dollars renting people out to pretend to be friends with me" | |||
I wondered why VIPs had to hide their face behind plastic | |||
Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is | |||
[Interlude: Cam Steady, Vladimyr P.] | |||
I just replaced all of Gi-Hun's surviving friends with Legos! | |||
Um Jimmy, there aren't any Legos | |||
For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic | |||
Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com, bitch | |||
[Verse 3: Mike Choe] | |||
You spent 24 hours in a bunker, another 24 inside of a fake prison | |||
And over 50 hours in a coffin could you do us all a big solid and stay in it? | |||
Spending a minute with the Jeff Bezos for daycare kiddies | |||
Is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in | |||
You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them | |||
Like Jake the Viking, I'm straight up leaving | |||
[Verse 4: Cam Steady] | |||
Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now | |||
'Cause a lot like your job, if that happened you're likely to die in my fire and strike out | |||
Join Team Seas and clean that garbage past you deem so awful! | |||
You lost everything to a pensioner who lost his fucking marbles! | |||
[Verse 5: Mike Choe] | |||
I make the calls in this torture ridden place | |||
You only got balls in an Orbeez giveaway | |||
It's a real manhunt, you don't got the courage to beat me | |||
Go hide in your nerdy Dream Streams | |||
We've got more beef than your burger meat, Beast | |||
Plotting more seeds in your girl than Team Trees | |||
Pictured a world where equality rules | |||
That's not just a pic you can fly to the moon | |||
Got no firepower against my roster | |||
Don't you "identify" as an attack helicopter? | |||
You said "hi" to your brother with a brand new channel | |||
I said bye to my brother with a mag of ammo | |||
Go cry to your momma in an ad to pack dough | |||
You'd ditch your morals to put your hand on Lambos | |||
Can't handle the truth if you run out of money, you run out of your personality too | |||
Out of one-hundred percent of your viewers, nobody watches your channel for you | |||