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==If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this | <nowiki>==If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this.== ==Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used.== ==It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid.== ==Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet!== ==It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wine!== ==Watch how this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet – just that quick.== ==The secret is in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton!== ==Forget towels that just drip.== ==And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odorfree and leaves a path of clean.== ==Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind!== ==You’ll be amazed as just how much they absorb – and they’re machine washable.== ==Dry your entire car, even your dog!== ==Use any cleaner for streak-free windows.== ==An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week.== ==That’s cash in the trash.== ==Save money and even help save the environment.== ==You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99.== ==But call right now and I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free!== ==That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99!== ==And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free.== ==It’s great for blinds, plants, glass, and more – and attracts just like a magnet!== ==That’s a $60-value all for only $14.99.== ==And here’s the best part: We’ll send you a set of Zorbeez free whenever you need them for life.== ==Just pay shipping and processing.== ==But you got to call now.==</nowiki> | ||
Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the | |||
strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid. | |||
Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, | |||
even red wine! | |||
Watch how this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet | |||
– just that quick. | |||
The secret is in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent | |||
than cotton! Forget towels that just drip. And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odorfree and leaves a path of clean. | |||
Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind! You’ll be amazed as just | |||
how much they absorb – and they’re machine washable. | |||
Dry your entire car, even your dog! Use any cleaner for streak-free windows. | |||
An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. That’s cash in the | |||
trash. Save money and even help save the environment. | |||
You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99. But call right now and | |||
I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free! That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99! | |||
And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free. It’s | |||
great for blinds, plants, glass, and more – and attracts just like a magnet! | |||
That’s a $60-value all for only $14.99. And here’s the best part: We’ll send you a set of | |||
Zorbeez free whenever you need them for life. Just pay shipping and processing. But you | |||
got to call now.== | |||
Revision as of 03:54, 2 March 2024
==If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this.== ==Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used.== ==It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid.== ==Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet!== ==It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wine!== ==Watch how this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet – just that quick.== ==The secret is in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton!== ==Forget towels that just drip.== ==And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odorfree and leaves a path of clean.== ==Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind!== ==You’ll be amazed as just how much they absorb – and they’re machine washable.== ==Dry your entire car, even your dog!== ==Use any cleaner for streak-free windows.== ==An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week.== ==That’s cash in the trash.== ==Save money and even help save the environment.== ==You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99.== ==But call right now and I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free!== ==That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99!== ==And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Duster free.== ==It’s great for blinds, plants, glass, and more – and attracts just like a magnet!== ==That’s a $60-value all for only $14.99.== ==And here’s the best part: We’ll send you a set of Zorbeez free whenever you need them for life.== ==Just pay shipping and processing.== ==But you got to call now.==